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"I took that pretty girl from the store home the other night, and stole a kiss."
"What did she say?"
"Will that be all?"
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NO KICK COMING
Merchant: Look here, that safe you sold me last month you said was a burglar-proof safe, and I found it cracked this morning and rifled of its contents.
Agent: Well, isn't that proof that you've had a burglar?
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