"A Ford," was the answer.
"You just think you own a car. You go over there with the Christian Scientists."
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The Housewife: My goodness! I don't believe you've washed yourself for a year.
The Hobo: Just about that. You see, I only washes before I eats.
* * *
The Professor: A diamond is the hardest known substance, inasmuch as it will cut glass.
The Cynic: Glass! My dear sir, a diamond will even make an impression on a woman's heart.
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Boss: What do you mean by such language? Are you the manager here or am I?