George: "Why certainly! Who else you 'shpecting at this timernight?"

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She (tenderly): "And are mine the only lips you have kissed?"

He: "Yes, and they are the sweetest of all."

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Jazz: "My girl told me she weighed 120 the other night."

Beau: "Stripped?"

Jazz: "Yeh; she was in an evening gown."

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Mrs. Newlywed (on her first day's shopping): "I want two pieces of steak and—and about half a pint of gravy."