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Interviewer: "What sort of girls make the best show-girls?"
Stage Manager: "Those who have the most to show, of course."
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She: "What do you mean by kissing me? What do you mean?"
He: "Er—er—nothing."
She: "Then don't you dare do it again. I won't have any man kissing me unless he means business, d'ye hear?"
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Foreman: "'Ow is it that little feller always carries two planks to your one?"