"Just that!" quoth the bridegroom grimly. "Incidentally, I may add that the old boy is living with us still."
ENOUGH
The darky's clothes were in the last stages of dilapidation, and he wore open work shoes, but his face was radiant, and he whistled merrily as he slouched along the street. A householder called from his porch:
"Sam, I have a job for you, if you want to earn a quarter."
The tattered colored man grinned happily as he shook his head.
"No, suh, thank yoh all de same, boss—I done got a quarter."
EPITAPH
In an Irish cemetery stands a handsome monument with an inscription which runs thus:
"This monument is erected to the memory of James O'Flinn, who was accidentally shot by his brother as a mark of affection."