Doctor. Why, sirrah, do you never take physic?

Andrew. Yes, master, sometimes.

Doctor. What sort do you take?

Andrew. Any sort, no matter what; ’tis all one to me.

Doctor. And how do you take it?

Andrew. Why I take it—I take it—and put it upon a shelf: and if I don’t get well, I take it down again, and work it off with good strong ale. But you shall hear me read in my golden books, master.

He that can dance with a bag at his back,

Need swallow no physic, for none he doth lack,

He who is healthy, and cheerful, and cool,

Yet squanders his money on physic’s a fool.