Student: Oh, yes, always the broken-hearted milkman as if he was not as happy as a king.
Voice (nearer): Milk below! Why, Sally, where’s the can?
Student: Sally will be long in answering, I think.
Voice: Sally’s gadding with the police. Milk below!
Student (slightly opening the door): We don’t want any milk, my good man.
Voice: No skim milk for the cat, or cream for tea?
Another Voice: Watercresses!
Student: Really, this is too bad. Go away.
Voice: You owe me ten cents for last week’s milk; I was to wait.
Student: This is intolerable. I’ll send for the police.