“The Springs.”—Saratoga.
“Pa, I guess our man Ralph is a good Christian.” “How so, my boy?” “Why, Pa, I read in the Bible that the wicked shall not live out half his days, and Ralph says he has lived out ever since he was a little boy.”
“What is that dog barking at,” asked a fop, whose boots were more polished than his ideas. “Why,” said a by-stander, “he sees another puppy in your boots.”
A popular writer, speaking of the ocean telegraph, wonders whether the news transmitted through the salt water will be fresh.
Spanish women are great S’noras.
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