Drawing Lesson No. 23.
Mrs. Hash—“True! I did agree to board you for ten dollars a week, but I didn’t know you were going to take ‘Wells’ Health Renewer’ before every meal.”
“Well, madame, if you will purchase a box of ‘Rough on Rats’ and clear out all the rats, mice, flies, mosquitoes, roaches and bedbugs I will pay two dollars per week extra—but I can’t think, for a moment, of giving up the ‘Renewer.’”
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Your sole recreation—
To cause a sensation!
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