An Indianapolis cat got to playing with a small turtle the other day, and was having a nice time tumbling it around, when suddenly the turtle’s jaws closed on the cat’s tail. There was some very lively tumbling then on the part of the cat, to an accompaniment of her own selection. Two hours after she was seen examining that tail tenderly, evidently wondering if the piece would grow out again.
“What are the churches doing for humanity?” asked Brother Talmage. Funny he does not know; they’re getting up fairs.
Tailor measuring fat customer—“Would you hold the end, sir, while I go around!”
Drawing Lesson No. 27.
Lecture on “Rough on Rats.”—“This is what killed your poor father. Shun it. Avoid anything containing it throughout your future useful(?) careers. We older heads object to its especial ‘Rough’ ness.”
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Tennis, polo, bathing, boating—