If I once get my legs in
As far as my knees,
The rest will slip down
With a great deal of ease.
To see a dog baiting a bull, is no news;
But to see a ram spinning of wool, is strange indeed!
Good lack a daisy!
How you grin,
To see a poor ram
Try to spin.
To see a tailor making a coat, is no news;
But to see a hog rowing a boat, is strange indeed!
Step into my boat,
I'll give you a row,
I'm an excellent waterman,
All of you know.