Pat, who had lost his way in the mazes of a large exposition, finally went up to one of the guards and said:
“Will yez tell me the way to the goin’ out intrance?”
MAYBE SO.
In an Irish court-house an old man was called into the witness box, and being confused and somewhat near-sighted he went up the stairs that led to the bench instead of those that led to the box. The Judge good-humoredly said:
“Is it a Judge you want to be, my good man?”
“Ah, sure, yer worship,” was the reply. “I’m an old man now, and mebbe it’s all I’m fit for.”