Terence:—I see where Mike has married the widow, Elizabeth.
Foley:—Shure, an’ she has two children, already.
Maggie:—The lucky divil is what I say.
Terence:—How so? Lucky is it?
Maggie:—Shure, an’ by marryin’ her he has a second-hand Lizzie and two runabouts.
Mrs. Muldoon—“Do your dauter, Mary Ann, take music lessons?”
Mrs. Mulcahy—“Yis; she took lessons on a phonygraph and she broke the record.”