Mrs. Casey—“Yes; he’s had four different doctors, and each one uv thim gave him three months to live.”
A Dundee shopkeeper asked an Irishman who was standing at a street corner if he wanted a job.
“Yes, sor,” replied the Irishman.
“Well, now, what would you take to clear the snow away from my premises?”
“A shovel, sor!” was the sharp reply of the Irishman.
He got the job.
A SAVING, ANYWAY.
O’Brien—“So the landlord lowered the rint for yez. He’ll save money at that.”