Mrs. O’Toole—“Phwat dy yez think, Pat? Here’s a mon mintioned in the paper as afther shootin’ his wife and himself.”
Pat—“Shure, which did he kill fust?”
CORRECT TIME.
Pat—“An’ whoy do yez carry two watches?”
Mike—“Faith, Oi nade wan to see how shlow th’ other wan is.”
FOLLOWING ORDERS.
Doctor—“The room seems cold, Mrs. Hooligan. Have you kept the thermometer at seventy, as I told you?”