Imbued with an inherent love of cleanliness, their antiseptic endeavors are pursued with almost a religious fervor.
When one is very fortunate He summons with his hums, With thrumming most importunate, Impatiently importunate, His gummy little chums. But when they’ve slaked their appetites They pause a while because The stuffed and wheezy happy mites, The puffed and greasy happy mites Desire to dry their paws. They rub their front ones violently, They rub them to the tips, They rub them very silently, They slip and slide them silently Until they’re dry as chips.
How love of family together with a wholesome disposition for outdoor sports, tendeth to produce the ideal citizen.
In manner quite identical, They manicure with stress Each tiny, hinder tentacle, Each sticky, tickly tentacle That’s draggled through the mess. They’re fond of domesticity And always striving to Facilitate felicity, A frolicsome felicity, As all good flies should do. Their games are often nautical, They dearly love to plunge In milk-bowl depths aquatical, In quivery depths aquatical With lacteal lurch and lunge.
A wanton spirit of recklessness worketh dire mischief.
But when the cream is thick enough They dance along the top, Their dancing must be quick enough, Alert and spick and quick enough, Forestalling any stop; In which eventuality Their limbs are soon involved In struggling with mortality, With miry, moist mortality Until they’re quite dissolved. And thus a woeful paucity Of wits within their pates, May, with their curiosity, Their curbless curiosity, Precipitate dire straits.
How one who lacketh the art of divination yet abounding in a foolish optimism, may unwarily enter into the very jaws of destruction.
For instance they’ll go hovering With lack-wit dawdling drone, And near without discovering, Detecting or discovering A lurking danger zone. Their kinsmen multifarious Are strewn upon a sheet In poses strange and various, Vituperative, various, With upturned toes and feet. They read in big, black typing there “USE TANGLE-FOOT FOR FLIES,” They see their comrades griping there, Grimacing, gripping, griping there, And yet they don’t get wise.
With unavailing penitence they rue the day of woe and reckoning. Death and destruction hold the stage—the curtain falls.
And they that were so cheerupy, Who flew the air so free, Now on that surface syrupy, So sinister and syrupy, Bemoan their misery. They kick with motions panicky Until they’ve quite unlatched Their divers parts organicky, Orchestral and organicky, With feet and legs detached. Until most penitentially With slow surcease of toils, Their souls float out eventually, Evacuate eventually, Their mangled mortal coils.