“For Heaven’s sake, Peter,” he whispered, “say you wrote the beastly thing; I’m ruined if you don’t.”

“Eh? But he’ll kick me out.”

“I’ll stand a pony.”

Two,” said Peter firmly.

“Well, two; but be quick.”

Then Peter spoke up like a man, and accepted the blame of “To Lalage.”

“But your initials aren’t A. P.,” objected Mr. Pottles.

“To avoid suspicion, I reversed the order; mine are P. A.”

“James,” said Mr. Pottles to the footman, “pack Mr. Allison’s bag.”