"Well, Denis; and who is it after all that you are going to have?"
"Well, then, it's jist Mary Brady."
"What! Pat Brady's sister is it?"
"Iss, yer honer."
"And is her cow really in the family way?"
"Now yer riverence 'll make a handle of that agin me!"
"Never mind, Denis, how I handle the cow, so long as you handle the calf; but has Mary a cow?"
"No, Father John, she aint got a cow then, as I knows on."
"Well, Denis, and what fortune are you to get? You are not the man would take a wife unless she brought something with her."
"Well then, it's only jist a pair of young pigs and a small thrifle of change."