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A cook, with a cigarette in her mouth, lies: "I studied at a high school … I know what for the earth is round."

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"Society for finding and raising anchors of steamers and barges," and the Society's agent at all functions without fail makes a speech, à la N., and without fail promises.

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Super-mysticism.

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When I become rich, I shall have a harem in which I shall keep fat naked women, with their buttocks painted green.

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A shy young man came on a visit for the night: suddenly a deaf old woman came into his room, carrying a cupping-glass, and bled him; he thought that this must be the usual thing and so did not protest; in the morning it turned out that the old woman had made a mistake.