Lov. And then he rails against the Whore of Babylon, and all my neighbours think he calls me Whore.

Cram. A most unpardonable fault.

L. Lam. We’ll have that rectify’d, it will concern us.

Lov. Then he never kisses me, but he says a long Grace, which is more mortifying than inviting.

L. Des. That is the fault of all the new Saints, which is the reason their Wives take a pious care, as much as in them lies, to send ’em to Heaven, by making ’em Cuckolds.

L. Fleet. A very charitable Work, and ought to be encourag’d.

[Loveless gives in a Petition to Gilliflower.

Gill. The humble Petition of the Lady Make-shift. [Reads.

—Heav’ns, Madam, here are many thousand Hands to’t of the distressed Sex.

All. Read it.