THEATRICAL HISTORY.
The Town-Fop; or, Sir Timothy Tawdrey was produced at the Duke’s Theatre, Dorset Garden, in September, 1676. There is no record of its performance, and the actors’ names are not given. It was a year of considerable changes in the company, and any attempt to supply these would be the merest surmise.
THE TOWN-FOP; or, Sir Timothy Tawdrey.
PROLOGUE.
_As Country Squire, who yet had never known
The long-expected Joy of being in Town;
Whose careful Parents scarce permitted Heir
To ride from home, unless to neighbouring Fair;
At last by happy Chance is hither led,
To purchase Clap with loss of Maidenhead;
Turns wondrous gay, bedizen’d to Excess;
Till he is all Burlesque in Mode and Dress:
Learns to talk loud in Pit, grows wily too,
That is to say, makes mighty Noise and Show.
So a young Poet, who had never been
Dabling beyond the Height of Ballading;
Who, in his brisk Essays, durst ne’er excel
The lucky Flight of rhyming Doggerel,
Sets up with this sufficient Stock on Stage,
And has, perchance, the luck to please the Age.
He draws you in, like cozening Citizen;
Cares not how bad the Ware, so Shop be fine.
As tawdry Gown and Petticoat gain more
(Tho on a dull diseas’d ill-favour’d Whore)
Than prettier Frugal, tho on Holy-day, |
When every City-Spark has leave to play_, |
—Damn her, she must be sound, she is so gay; |
So let the Scenes be fine, you’ll ne’er enquire
For Sense, but lofty Flights in nimble Wire.
—What we present to Day is none of these,
But we cou’d wish it were, for we wou’d please,
And that you’ll swear we hardly meant to do:
Yet here’s no Sense; Pox on’t, but here’s no Show;
But a plain Story, that will give a Taste
Of what your Grandsires lov’d i’th’ Age that’s past.
DRAMATIS PERSONAE.
MEN.
Lord Plotwell. Bellmour, Nephew to the Lord Plotwell, contracted to Celinda. Charles, Brother to Bellmour. Friendlove, Brother to Celinda, in love with Diana. Sir Timothy Tawdrey, a Fop-Knight, design’d to marry Celinda. Sham, | Hangers on to Sir Timothy. Sharp, | Trusty, An old Steward to Bellmour’s Family. Page to Bellmour. Page to Lord Plotwell. Sir Timothy’s Page. Guests, Dancers, Fiddlers, and Servants.