Sir Feeb. Hah—hum—how’s this? Tears upon the Wedding day? Why, why—you Baggage, you, ye little Thing, Fools-face—away, you Rogue, you’re naughty, you’re naughty. [Patting and playing, and following her. Look—look—look now,—buss it—buss it—buss it—and Friends; did’ums, did’ums beat its none silly Baby—away, you little Hussey, away, and pledge me— [She drinks a little.
Sir Cau. A wise discreet Lady, I’ll warrant her; my Lady would prodigally have took it off all.
Sir Feeb. Dear’s its nown dear Fubs; buss again, buss again, away, away—ods bobs, I long for Night—look, look, Sir Cautious, what an Eye’s there!
Sir Cau. Ay, so there is, Brother, and a modest Eye too.
Sir Feeb. Adad, I love her more and more, Ralph—call old Susan hither—come, Mr. Bearjest, put the Glass about. Ods bobs, when I was a young Fellow, I wou’d not let the young Wenches look pale and wan—but would rouse ‘em, and touse ‘em, and blowze ‘em, till I put a colour in their Cheeks, like an Apple John, affacks—Nay, I can make a shift still, and Pupsey shall not be jealous.
Enter Susan, Sir Feeble whispers her, she goes out.
Let. Indeed, not I; Sir. I shall be all Obedience.
Sir Cau. A most judicious Lady; would my Julia had a little of her
Modesty; but my Lady’s a Wit.
Enter Susan with a Box.
Sir Feeb. Look here, my little Puskin, here’s fine Playthings for its nown little Coxcomb—go—get you gone—get you gone, and off with this St. Martin’s Trumpery, these Play-house Glass Baubles, this Necklace, and these Pendants, and all this false Ware; ods bobs, I’ll have no Counterfeit Geer about thee, not I. See—these are right as the Blushes on thy Cheeks, and these as true as my Heart, my Girl. Go, put’em on, and be fine. [Gives ‘em her.