In what can we oblige? Cou’d we present you
With [Mistress young], and safe, it wou’d content you;
Then Husbands, weary’d out with Spouse alone,
And hen-peck’d Keepers that drudge on with one,
I fancy hither wou’d in Crouds resort,
As thick as Men for Offices to Court:
Who’d stay behind? the Beau above Threescore,
Wou’d hobble on, and gape for one bit more;
Men of all Stations, from the Nobles, down
To [grave Sir Roger] in his Cap and Gown,