III
"Dollars, naturally," said Mrs. Prohack, after listening to various romantic details.
"No, pounds."
"And do you believe it? Are you sure this man Bishop isn't up to some game? You know anybody can get the better of you, sweetest."
"Yes," said Mr. Prohack. "I know I'm the greatest and sweetest imbecile that the Almighty ever created. But I believe it."
"But why should he leave you all this money? It doesn't stand to reason."
"It doesn't. But you see the poor fellow had to leave it to some one. And he'd no time to think. I expect he just did the first thing that came into his head and was glad to get it over. I daresay he rather enjoyed doing it, even if he was in great pain, which I don't think he was."
"And who do you say the woman is that's got as much as you have?"
"I don't say because I don't know."
"I guarantee she hadn't lent him a hundred pounds," said Mrs. Prohack with finality. "And you can talk as long as you like about real property in Cincinnati—what is real property? Isn't all property real?—I shall begin to believe in the fortune the day you give me a pearl necklace worth a thousand pounds. And not before."