‘Master of the pianoforte,’ I answered at once.

He smiled, suddenly appeased, and put his foot unsteadily on the doormat.

‘Good!’ he said. ‘But, un’stan’, I wouldn’t ev’n have pu’ foot on doormat—no, not ev’n on doormat—’

And he came in, and I shut the door, and I was alone with my wild beast.

‘Kiss me,’ he commanded.

I kissed him on the mouth.

‘You don’t put your arms roun’ me,’ he growled.

So I deposited the candle on the floor, and put my arms round his neck, standing on tip-toe, and kissed him again.

He went past me, staggering and growling, into the sitting-room at the end of the passage, and furiously banged down the lid of the piano, so that every cord in it jangled deafeningly.

‘Light the lamp,’ he called out.