Janet. Now, please, don't move. What is it you want?

Carve. I was only going to telephone and have the daily papers sent up.

Janet. Where is the telephone?

Carve. (Pointing.) There.

Janet. So they've put a telephone in your room?

Carve. Telephone in every room.

Janet. (Going to telephone.) Can I telephone for you? I never have telephoned, and I should like to. How do you do it?

Carve. Just take that thing off the hook and talk into it. (Janet gingerly obeys.) It won't explode.

Janet. What am I to say?

Carve. Tell them to send me up the daily papers at once.