“Oh, I know exactly where I’m going to. I’m going to Timbuctoo.”
“Indeed!” said the traveller. “And why are you going to Timbuctoo?”
Said the plain man: “I’m going because it’s the proper place to go to. Every self-respecting person goes to Timbuctoo.”
“But why?”
Said the plain man:
“Well, it’s supposed to be just about unique. You’re contented there. You get what you’ve always wanted. The climate’s wonderful.”
“Indeed!” said the traveller again. “Have you met anybody who’s been there?”
“Yes, I’ve met several. I’ve met a lot. And I’ve heard from people who are there.”
“And are their reports enthusiastic?”
“Well—” The plain man hesitated.