Enter Tranto, back .

TRANTO. Good evening.

HILDEGARDE ( turning slightly in her seat and giving him her left hand, the right still holding a pen ). Good evening. Excuse me one moment.

TRANTO. All right about my dining here to-night? (Hildegarde nods .) Larder equal to the strain?

HILDEGARDE. Macaroni.

TRANTO. Splendid.

HILDEGARDE. Beefsteak.

TRANTO. Great heavens! ( imitates sketchily the motions of cutting up a piece of steak. Shaking hands with John, who has risen ). Well, John. How are things? Don't let me disturb you. Have a cigarette.

JOHN ( flattered ). Thanks. ( As they light cigarettes .) You're the first person here that's treated me like a human being.

TRANTO. Oh!