Men steal almost everything they get from women.—At least they think they do. Which is the same thing.

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If the sexes were to change places, more marriage licenses would be taken out.

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'Frailty,' says man, 'thy name is woman,'—and then he takes advantage of it.

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At arm's length it is difficult to offer a helping hand. Yet it is hazardous to reduce that distance.

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Neglect is the unpardonable sin in a woman's eyes. Woe to the man who is guilty of it.

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