The Prisoner at the Bar: Sidelights on the Administration of Criminal Justice

by Arthur Cheney Train

Flaherty to Defendant: "Say, me friend, where was ye born?"

Defendant to Flaherty: "Lowell, Mass."

Flaherty to Clerk: "Lowell, Mass."

Flaherty to Defendant: "Where do yez hang out?"

Defendant: "Nowhere."

Flaherty to Clerk: "Ain't got none."

Flaherty to Defendant: "Phat do yez do fer a livin'?"

Defendant: "Nothin'."

Flaherty to Clerk: "Ain't got none."

Flaherty to Defendant: "Are ye married?"