He was not exactly white,
But tanned and played on the banjo.
Which angels would delight.
“He said, 'Prime Ministers are good things,
And I'm one of those things, Hooroar!
I'll bet my last week s shirt, O Kings:
To yours of the week before.'
“The old King wore a pink one neat,
But not much else did wear.
His face looked something like mince meat.