“Little Irish is a Catholic, he come from I-er-land;

He ain't a whole cathedral, nor a new brass band;

He got religion in 'is joints from the hoonin of a shell,

An 'is auburn hair's burned bricky red from leanin over

hell''

That was accurate enough, though put in figures of speech, but the Kid was still more accurate regarding Bill Smith:

“Nobody knows who Bill Smith is,

His kin nor yet his kith,

An nobody cares who Bill Smith is,

An neither does Bill Smith;”