And the bookies laughed and the bookies chaffed,
‘Who backs the mare?’ cried they.
‘A hundred to one!’ ‘It’s done—and done!’
‘We’ll take that price all day.’
‘What if the mare is shedding hair!
What if her eye is wild!
We read her worth and her pedigree birth
In the smile that her owner smiled.’
And the whisper grew and the whisper flew
That she came of Isonomy stock.
‘Fifty to one!’ ‘It’s done—and done!
Look at her haunch and hock!
Ill-groomed! Why yes, but one may guess
That that is her owner’s guile.’
Ah, Farmer Brown, the sharps from town,
Have read your simple smile!
They’ve weighed him in. ‘Now lose or win,
I’ve money at stake this day;
Gee-long, my sweet, and if we’re beat,
We’ll both do all we may!’
He joins the rest, they line abreast,
‘Back Leah! Mavis up!’
The flag is dipped and the field is slipped,
Full split for the Farnshire Cup.
Christopher Davis is leading on Mavis,
Spider is waiting on Flo;
Boadicea is gaining on Leah,
Irish Nuneaton lies low;
Robin is tailing, his wind has been failing,
Son of the Sea’s going fast:
So crack on the pace for it’s anyone’s race,
And the winner’s the horse that can last.
Chestnut and bay, and sorrel and gray,
See how they glimmer and gleam!
Bending and straining, and losing and gaining,
Silk jackets flutter and stream;
They are over the grass as the cloud shadows pass,
They are up to the fence at the top;
It’s ‘hey then!’ and over, and into the clover,
There wasn’t one slip at the drop.
They are all going still; they are round by the mill,
They are down by the Whittlesea gate;
Leah’s complaining, and Mavis is gaining,
And Flo’s catching up in the straight.
Robin’s gone wrong, but the Spider runs strong,
He sticks to the leader like wax;
An utter outsider, but look at his rider—
Jo Chauncy, the pick of the cracks!
Robin was tailing and pecked at a paling,
Leah’s gone weak in her feet;
Boadicea came down at the railing,
Son of the Sea is dead beat.
Leather to leather, they’re pounding together,
Three of them all in a row;
And Irish Nuneaton, who never was beaten,
Is level with Spider and Flo.
It’s into the straight from the Whittlesea gate,
Clean galloping over the green,
But four foot high the hurdles lie
With a sunken ditch between.
’Tis a bit of a test for a beast at its best,
And the devil and all at its worst;
But it’s clear run in with the Cup to win
For the horse that is over it first.
So try it, my beauties, and fly it, my beauties,
Spider, Nuneaton, and Flo;
With a trip and a blunder there’s one of them under,
Hark to it crashing below!
Is it the brown or the sorrel that’s down?
The brown! It is Flo who is in!
And Spider with Chauncy, the pick of the fancy,
Is going full split for a win.
‘Spider is winning!’ ‘Jo Chauncy is winning!’
‘He’s winning! He’s winning! Bravo!’
The bookies are raving, the ladies are waving,
The Stand is all shouting for Jo.
The horse is clean done, but the race may be won
By the Newmarket lad on his back;
For the fire of the rider may bring an outsider
Ahead of a thoroughbred crack.