The howitzers should thunder and the Uhlan lances shine

Till Calais heard the blaring of the distant “Wacht am Rhein,”

As you topped the grassy uplands of the coast.

Said the Graf von Feuer-Essen, “It's a fact beyond discussion,

That man to man we can outfight the foe.

There is valour in the French, there is patience in the Russian,

But blend all war-like virtues and you get the lordly Prussian,”

And the bristle-headed murmured, “Das ist so.

“And the British,” cried another, “they are mercenary cattle,

Without one noble impulse of the soul,