Active, Guards, Reserve—men of every corps and name

That the bugles of the War-Lord muster in,

Each in turn you tried them, but the story was the same;

Play it how you would, my Lord, you never won the game,

No, never in a twelvemonth did you win.

A year, my Lord of Würtemberg—a year, or nearly so,

Since first you faced the British vis-à-vis!

Your learned Commandanten are the men who ought to know,

But to ordinary mortals it would seem a trifle slow,