Cost him, indeed, three hundred pounds a-year.

‘’Deed,’ said the man, ‘a heavy price, no doubt,

For a bit form that one can do without.’

And asked some questions, pertinent and plain,

Exacter information to obtain;

He took a little trouble to explain.

The College Audit now, to last at least

Three weeks, ere ending with the College Feast,

He must attend, a tedious, dull affair,

But he, as junior Bursar, must be there.