Or, let me see, a mighty work, a volume,

The Complemental of the inferior Kant,

The Critic of Pure Practice, based upon

The Antinomies of the Moral Sense: for, look you,

We cannot act without assuming x,

And at the same time y, its contradictory;

Ergo, to act. People will buy that, doubtless.

Or you’ll perhaps teach youth (I do not question

Some downward turn you may find, some evasion

Of the broad highway’s glaring white ascent);