Turning the clansmen about, as they stood with upraised elbows;

Bowing their eye-glassed brows, and fingering kilt and sporran.

It was four of the clock, and the sports were come to the ending,

Therefore the Oxford party went off to adorn for the dinner.

Be it recorded in song who was first, who last, in dressing.

Hope was first, black-tied, white-waistcoated, simple, His Honour;

For the postman made out he was heir to the earldom of Ilay

(Being the younger son of the younger brother, the Colonel),

Treated him therefore with special respect; doffed bonnet, and ever

Called him His Honour: His Honour he therefore was at the cottage;