A needful human discipline to wed;

Novels of course depict it final bliss,—

Say, had it ever really once been this?

Our Yankee friend (whom, ere the night was done,

We called New England or the Pilgrim Son),

A little tired, made bold to interfere;

‘Appeal,’ he said, ‘to me; my sentence hear.

You’ll reason on till night and reason fail;

My judgment is you each shall tell a tale;

And as on marriage you can not agree,