I’m sorry that I came.

(Interlude.)

Eben.

Since you’ve named me Ebenezer—

Ground me out of that hanged old freezer;

And have worked your plans so slyly,

By adding on the name of Riley,—

Since it’s so you’ll find me a teazer;

I’m going to get on my Ebenezer.

Since it’s so I will be rily.