(Same scene as First Act, but windows all broken and everything smashed—placard nailed up: “Recruits Wanted!!” “Expedition Against Ebenezer Riley.” Telephone hung by L. C. door.)

(Curtain rises upon Suitors, worn and dejected looking, sitting in a row on back wall, holding guitars, all fast asleep.)

No. 1.

(Music.)

(Music gradually gets louder—at each rise of music, a suitor yawns and awakes.)

1st Suitor (awakening, yawns).—

Ah——a!

(Pause for music.)

2d Suitor.

Ah——a!