(Fast.) Putting this important observation into practice,
The interesting and absorbing scientific fact is,
If a person is too excitable,
Send for a brush and comb.
(Recit.) Just observe the demonstration of this point.
(Turns to Eben.—takes out comb and brush and begins to part his hair in the middle while singing.)
Eben.—
Away—away—away! I tell you stand away!!
Prof.—
Now, Ebenezer, please be still.