When you are ill, or blue in the gill,

If you’re shaking with a chill—

You’ll shake until—you take our pill.

It will either cure or it will kill—

It will either cure or kill.

This priceless balm we have brought from far,

The sweet-scented spirits of ammonia.

Maids.

(Lean over, smell bottles, and sneeze.) Kechew!!

Chemists.