Maid

But, Sir … look … it is so light…

Young Man

You needn’t feel at all shy with me. You needn’t feel shy with anybody … any one as pretty as you. Yes, really, you are, Marie… Do you know your hair actually smells sweet.

Maid

Mr. Alfred…

Young Man

Don’t make such a fuss, Marie… Anyway, I’ve already seen you otherwise. When I came home the other night and went to get some water, the door to your room was open … well…

Maid

(Covering her face) Oh, my, I didn’t know that Mr. Alfred could be so wicked.