Everybody looked at Jasper Jay. And you might think he would have felt the least bit uncomfortable. But he only laughed loudly and replied that if he didn't have a good time it wouldn't be his fault.
Then Valentine Veery bowed politely—which was more than Jasper Jay had done—and announced that "Good-night, Ladies!" would be the first song.
So all the company began to sing, including Jasper Jay. Although he knew neither the words nor the music, he shrieked at the top of his voice. But they hadn't sung more than a few lines before the leader made them stop.
"There's something wrong somewhere,"[p. 85] said Valentine Veery. "Has anybody a cold in his head?"
But everyone, including Jasper Jay, declared that he never was in better health in his life.
"We'll try again, then," the leader told them.
So they started once more. And once more Valentine Veery stopped them.
"This is terrible!" he said with a shudder. "Who is it, please, that is off the key?"
Nobody answered. But everybody looked at Jasper Jay again. And you would think that this time he certainly would have felt most uncomfortable. But he only grinned as if he were enjoying himself hugely.
"We'll try the song just once more," little Mr. Veery told them. But it was no use. He stopped the singing quickly.[p. 86] "We can't go on like this," he declared. "The only thing to be done is to let each member sing the song alone. And in that way we shall find out who's out of tune. We'll let our oldest member sing first, and the newest one last," he directed.