Yet he must have come pretty close to believing that, unimpeachable as his manners remained, for Whinnie had burned the roast of veal to a charry mass, the Twins were crying like mad, and Dinkie had painted himself and most of the dining-room table with Worcestershire sauce. I showed Peter where he could wash up and where he could find a whisk to remove the dried mud from his person. Then I hurriedly appeased my complaining bairns, opened a can of beans to take the place of Whinnie’s boiled potatoes, which most unmistakably tasted of yellow soap, and supplemented what looked dishearteningly like a Dixon dinner with my last carefully treasured jar of raspberry preserve.
Whinstane Sandy, it is true, remained as glum and silent as a glacier through all that meal. But my new man, Peter, talked easily and uninterruptedly. And he talked amazingly well. He talked about mountain goats, and the Morgan rose-jars in the Metropolitan, and why he disliked George Moore, and the difference between English and American slang, and why English women always wear the wrong sort of hats, and the poetry in Indian names if we only had the brains to understand ’em, and how the wheat I’d manufactured my home-made bread out of was made up of cellulose and germ and endosperm, and how the alcohol and carbonic acid gas of the fermented yeast affected the gluten, and how the woman who could make bread like that ought to have a specially designed decoration pinned on her apron-front. Then he played “Paddy-cake, paddy-cake, Baker’s man,” with Dinkie, who took to him at once, and when I came back from getting the extra cot ready in the bunk-house, my infant prodigy was on the new hired man’s back, circling the dinner-table and shouting “Gid-dap, ’ossie, gid-dap!” as he went, a proceeding which left the seamed old face of Whinstane Sandy about as blithe as a coffin-lid. So I coldly informed the newcomer that I’d show him where he could put his things, if he had any, before we went out to look over the windmill. And Peter rather astonished me by lugging back from the motor-car so discreetly left in the rear a huge suit-case of pliable pigskin that looked like a steamer-trunk with carrying-handles attached to it, a laprobe lined with beaver, a llama-wool sweater made like a Norfolk-jacket, a chamois-lined ulster, a couple of plaid woolen rugs, and a lunch-kit in a neatly embossed leather case.
“Quite a bit of loot, isn’t it?” he said, a little red in the face from the effort of portaging so pretentious a load.
That word “loot” stuck in my craw. It was a painful reminder of something that I’d been trying very hard to forget.
“Did it come with the car?” I demanded.
“Yes, it came with the car,” he was compelled to acknowledge. “But it would be exhausting, don’t you see, to have to tunnel through a hay-stack every time I wanted a hair-brush!”
I icily agreed that it would, scenting tacit reproof in that mildly-put observation of his. But I didn’t propose to be trifled with. I calmly led Mr. Peter Ketley out to where the overturned windmill tower lay like a museum skeleton along its bed of weeds and asked him just what tools he’d need. It was a simple question, predicating a simple answer. Yet he didn’t seem able to reply to it. He scratched his close-clipped pate and said he’d have to look things over and study it out. Windmills were tricky things, one kind demanding this sort of treatment and another kind demanding that.
“You’ll have no trouble, of course, in raising the tower?” I asked, looking him square in the eye. More than once I’d seen these windmill towers of galvanized steel girders put up on the prairie, and I had a very good idea of how the thing was done. They were assembled lying on the ground, and then a heavy plank was bolted to the bottom side of the tower base. This plank was held in place by two big stakes. Then a block and tackle was attached to the upper part of the tower, with the running-rope looped over a tripod of poles, to act as a fulcrum, so that when a team of horses was attached to the tackle the tower pivoted on its base and slowly rose in the air, steadied by a couple of guy-ropes held out at right angles to it.
“Oh, no trouble at all,” replied the expert quite airily. But I noticed that his eye held an especially abstracted and preoccupied expression.
“Just how is it done?” I innocently inquired.