The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts

by Arthur Wing Pinero

That and something more. This festival, sir, of the preparations for which you are a privileged spectator—[shouting to John] shut those doors, John——

John.

Yessir.

Philip.

[Sitting in the chair on the left of the smoking-table as John closes the big doors.] This festival, my dear Robbie—[glancing over his shoulder to assure himself that the doors are closed] this festival also celebrates my formal engagement to Madame de Chaumié.

Roope.

[Triumphantly.] Aha!

Philip.

[Taking a cigarette from the box at his side.] Ottoline and I are to be married soon after Christmas. The civilized world is to be startled by the announcement on Monday.

Roope.