The Big Drum: A Comedy in Four Acts

by Arthur Wing Pinero

Philip.

[Pointing to the telephone, imperatively.] Get him here at once.

Bertram.

[Rather taken aback.] At once?

Philip.

I'll deal with this gentleman promptly.

Bertram.

[Icily.] Not before Ottoline and my parents, I hope?

Philip.

[Seizing the poker and attacking the fire furiously.] Before Ottoline and your parents.