The Gay Lord Quex: A Comedy in Four Acts

by Arthur Wing Pinero

I am quite triumphant about it. It is such a delightful engagement, now that the horrid difficulties are smoothed away.

Duchess.

Yes, you were telling me of some sad obstacles—

Mrs. Eden.

I nearly perished of them! [Very confidentially.] There's no doubt, you know, that his past has been exceptionally naughty.

Duchess.

Really? Ah! don't be surprised that I am not more deeply shocked. In these surroundings it is hard to realise that every aspect of life is not as lovely as—[pointing to the foliage] the tones of those exquisite, deep greens, for example.

Mrs. Eden.

However, the dear thing is going to be so good in the future. [Turning to the Duchess.] I keep forgetting—Lord Quex is a very old friend of yours?

Duchess.