No lady would marry a gentleman who had been a convict, would she?

Beatie.

No; certainly not!

Cis.

I thought not! Well, Beatie, I’ve been run after by a policeman.

Beatie.

[Leaving him.] Oh!

Cis.

Not caught, you know, only run after; and, walking home from Hendon this morning, I came to the conclusion that I ought to settle down in life. Beatie—could I write out a paper promising to marry you when I’m one-and-twenty?